Congrats to Glarkware’s customer service manager Leah on the (early but a-okay) arrival of her first daughter Olivia!
It threw our schedule out a bit but now that we are back we’re looking to move our office around and that’s easier when there’s less shirts to move with it!
So we’ve set prices really low for the month of July! Check out the bargoons!
- You can snag Glarkware shirts at up to 70% off our regular prices ($6 shirts!)
- 2XL and 3XL at base prices
- Big savings our our entire kids line
- Last chance at many Limited Edition leftovers (at $12!)
- 25% and up discounts from our Friends stores (Cute Overload, Go Fug Yourself, Cho Stuff)
Please note — sale shipments start July 16th.
Congrats to Glarkware’s customer service manager Leah on the (early but a-okay) arrival of her first daughter Olivia! Olivia will be in charge of modeling all our baby and kids items for the next 6 years.
Glark doesn’t remember how to ship orders so we have taken all the regular merchandise offline until after the holidays — July 5 — and then we’re going to have a big sale on all our stuff.
It is business as usual for our “June Only” offerings. If you’d like a reminder when the sale goes live please join our mailing list (and get in on the list-only discount codes).

A little late this month but we’re bring you three new Limited Editions. Check out Goren Knows Everything, Seattle Repossession Services and I Am A Local Photographer (I Am Not A Tourist). Available for pre-order in June and the ship out in July.
Just wanted to drop a quick note that due to travel June’s limited editions shirts will be dropping a few days later than usual. Look for them over the weekend. It’s all new stuff!

Holy moley! Four new shirts are in! Check out If You Grew A Beard, Pop History, Use Fire and Fully Bonded Sherpa.
We also have reprints you’ve been asking us for in new shirt styles! Get the non-ringer version of The Capricorn Ticket, lemon or light blue versions of Sparkles Mall Tour and brown or eggplant versions of Slap Bet Commissioner!
That’s not even it either! Cute Overload has just released a very smart looking simple Cute chest crest tee plus ten button designs available with pin back or magnets!

Good Day To You Sir has been restocked in all sizes!

Hyperbole is the best restock ever!

Toaster has been restocked in all sizes!
Wired writer Scott Brown used to wear a PICARD/RIKER shirt back in the day but it this election season he’s rocking one of our The Capricorn Ticket shirts.
It’s on hiatus but if you want one sign up for the reprint notification list at the top of the product page and if we get enough requests and blast out another round.
Thanks to Omar for the heads up!